Post by Stanley Milkovich on Mar 9, 2010 18:13:53 GMT -5
this application is complete
Stanley-freakin'-Milkovich
* tell us a little about yourself."I'm sorry, who the fuck are you?"
"Fine, fine! I'll bite. My name is Stanley-freakin'-Milkovich...nineteen years old, born on June 21st. As for jobs...uh...Student counts right? I go to Walten University with the other pretentious dudes and whores. I'm majoring in engineering but I am usually too busy partying to give much of a crap. Hah! Honestly I have no idea where the hell that major came from...I don't even know what we're learning in my classes. It's all gibberish to m--ah..getting off topic. I come from here...well that's not true. I was adopted from a Russian orphanage a while ago and now I have like... a bazillion brothers and sisters..it fuckin' sucks.. anyway... What the hell more do you want me to say?"
"Oh, I know. I like long walks on beaches, puppy dogs...Yeah no."
"Nope! No more I ain't sayin' anything else! You fuckin' creepers."
* what are some of your positive traits?
"Okay okay, uhm... besides the fact I'm totally drop-dead gorgeous? Ladies love me. I mean who doesn't? It's a curse...really... how handsome I am. Seriously."
"Uhm...I dunno really. If you're my pal I'll back you up. Otherwise fuck everyone else. Eh...that's not really a positive trait is it? Well uhm...I dunno. Fuck, there really isn't really much good about me is there? That's a little depressing... Uh..I like music... is that a positive trait...? No...? Shit."
"...I guess I kind of have a weak spot when it comes to girls and little kids. I wouldn't hurt 'em or anything..I mean like.. Yanno, ladies are ladies and kids are innocent. I treat ladies with all the respect I can and kids..yeah.. I mean..don't tell anyone. I actually am a nice guy deep down...way deep down."
* what are some things that you can improve on?
"Let's see... God, why am I even telling you all this?"
"I guess I'm a bit of a dick... I mean like, I don't like being a dick to everyone, you know what I mean? I grew up with hell of siblings so I really didn't get the attention I wanted... god I sound like such a pussy... I mean like... I wish I could talk to people more...easily, you know?"
"More? You want MORE? You guys are fucking sadists, you know that? Well I guess I curse too much but I really don't give a fuck, haha!"
"..I uh.. can't stand it when people call me a name... like 'freak' or 'weirdo' or anything.. I don't know why but it just drives me crazy.. and it makes me do stuff I really don't wanna do."
"I'm also kinda ... violent I guess... another thing I really don't like... but hell, I can't help it! I don't really know how to blow off steam rather than throw shit, you know? ...Hmph, why am I even askin' you?"
* what's your biggest secret? we won't tell."Hahahaha! LIKE I'D TELL YOU."
"....Okay. You see... I kinda have a bad habit... actually several bad habits...okay maybe hundreds of fuckin' habits. For one I love to party. Yanno? PARTY? As in...party! Do I drink illegally? Pff! Hell yeah I do! I also steal money from my parents. Aren't I the charmer? What?! They don't need it!"
"I like seeing the world fall apart. Breakin' stuff, causing chaos...you know... all that fun junk. I guess you could call me a pyro, but I'm not limited to setting things on fire. But God, it's sure fun to watch stuff crumble. Slowly... and with lots of pretty lights...ah...Huh? What? Were you sayin' something?"
"...uhm...I also can't swim...DON'T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE!"
* what does your heart want?
"HAHAHA WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS?!"
"..Ah...Well I dunno. I like girls I guess. I mean I'd like a nice lady on my arm, yanno? NOT A TROPHY! I didn't mean it like that!...I guess I'd just like someone who'd respect me... like me for my multiple flaws, you know? Someone who'd I'd be able to relate with, watch the world burn with... but dammit I don't want her to be as fucked up as I am. God, please no. None of that. I can hardly handle myself. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't want like... a female clone of me. Maybe someone a lot more..gentle. I ah..dammit. I'm getting all mushy. NEXT QUESTION!"
* what do you do in your spare time?"Er...I dunno... blow shit up... play pranks... drink... social smoking... I uh...fuck, I dunno. Haha. Nothing productive. I like playing violent video games, does that count? Yeah, I do that in my spare time. I'M A GAMING PRO."
"...I also like listening to music when I have nothing better to do...Yeah."
* so what does your family life look like?"I don't want to even talk about this... my foster parents have this habit of collecting us like freaking beanie babies. My first home was overflowing with little whiney, snotty, bratty kids. Now? I live my myself... what do I got to say about that?
Thank... GOD."
* what are the memorable moments in your life?"Uhm...well...I was arrested once for arson. My case was held in court and everything. It was pretty embarrassing... but luckily for me they couldn't find enough evidence to put me away. Yeah, I did it, but I'm careful when I do do it. The only evidence they had was from an anonymous tip....that bastard..Still haven't figured out who did it. Haha! Oh yeah, I told the Judge to fuck off before leaving. It was funny."
"Almost drowned once after being at a pool party with some kids. Really didn't realize I couldn't swim until thrown in. Fuckin' scared of water now.. I can barely drink it without freaking out."
"Ah..that's right. When I was little I had a near-death experience by getting hit by a truck. How I'm alive...? Oh god I have no idea. Don't even wanna think about it."
* so we've heard that you're a lot like Stitch
name:
'Stanley' starts with 'ST' and Milkovich ends with 'ICH' so its kind of a stretched nod to 'Stitch' c:
play by:
Alex Gasgarth looks like a crazy dude. In all his pictures he's either grinning like a madman or jumping up and down or making weird hand gestures. Also Marv recommended him xD
positive traits:
Its true he's a bit of a ladiesman in the movie, well at least he THINKS so. He is loyal to those he cares about (Lilo) but doesn't get along well with anyone else. He's a gentleman and able to exercise restraint around women and children.
negative traits:
Stitch was programmed to be a creature of destruction = Stanley can't help being a jerk / being violent. Also Stitch is heard saying various alien curses that seem to have a really big negative impact on others (so Stanley, naturally, is quite the potty-mouth). He also has a very, very nasty temper and little patience. He becomes especially sensitive when called names and retaliates with shouting/violence/name-calling back. This is like when Gantu called him an abomination and Stitch replied 'stupid-head' before attacking him.
orientation:
Straight - He seemed to blush whenever Lilo gave him kisses x3 that and he was constantly trying to pick up women in the film. Also, Angel was his love interest.
turn ons:
Someone gentle that can even him out. Stitch got along well with Lilo and Angel who appear gentle and loving. Someone that understands him, of course, and doesn't blindly label him as a monster.
turn offs:
Someone who is also violent or mean. Stitch fought on the right-side of justice and didn't get along well with the 'bad guys', if you will. HOWEVER, he also hates cops. Gantu being a prime example.
spare time:
Stitch was made to be destructive... so is Stanley. Arsonist, drug-using, drinking, etc etc. He's also quite the prankster.
family life:
He has a big family. Stitch was experiment number 626 and has at least 600 other 'siblings' heh.
memorable moments:
Court Case for arson = when Stitch was being evaluated by the judge and jury at the beginning of the film to see if he was capable of being 'good'. Drowning = Scene where Stitch is pulled beneath water by Jumba while Nani and Lilo are Surfing. Truck accident = when Stitch gets run over by a truck and lives through it.this application was written by Nicky, who also plays NO ONE ELSE YET.
