cabin in the woods [grant]

[Katerina Nikolaievna Patruski]

Once Katya had found out that Grant's birthday was so close, she had spent the last few days planning and planning. She was going to make sure that Grant was going to have an amazing birthday especially since she hadn't heard a word about his family and she took that as him either not having much or not liking the family that he had. She didn't want him to spend his birthday with people that he wasn't fond of. In fact she wanted to make sure that he was going to have an amazing birthday. So she had talked to the secretary every time that she had come to meet Grant for lunch. She had eventually figured out that the best surprise would be to take him camping for the entire weekend. Now Katya wasn't exactly a camping type of girl. She would much rather stay in the modern amenities of home and have electricity and heat. She could withstand the cold but she just liked being in doors she had always done things inside. She spent hours a week being indoors dancing. This could be good for her. It would be something new and most importantly she would be spending time with Grant with no cell phones, pagers, beepers, or laptops. She was going to take them from him.

Walking into the firm, Katya smiled at the secretary who smiled back and told her that Grant was with nobody at the moment and that it was ok for her to go and see him. Katya was at Grants door in no time. She had made the trip many times before and now it was no big deal. She could find her way to his office with a blindfold from her house. Not even bothering to knock on the door, Katya walked into his office and walked straight up to his desk. With her hand on the side of his face she tilted his head up and kissed him as she leaned over his desk. This had to be one of her favorite ways to great him. She wasn't sure why it was, there was just something about it. Maybe it was because it was just meant to be a total surprise when she did it. It was more spontaneous. Katya pulled away and smiled at him. "Happy Birthday," She said for the second time that day. The first had been when he had gotten up to go to work but she wanted to be lazy and sleep in a little later. She had tried convincing him to call in and say that he was going to be late. Hell Katya had almost done it for him. But she was going to spend the entire weekend with him.

"Ok go get changed. I am taking you away for de entire veekend," Katya said. She put a bag in front of him that had jeans, sneakers, and a shirt in it for him. "And no fighting vit me eizher. I have it all planned out, John knows. He says dat if you do not listen and get avay from your vork for de veekend dat you can find yourself a new partner." It all sounded a little extreme but with Grant, one needed to make sure that they were clear and that there was no other option when it came to getting him to leave his work even if it was just for the weekend. "And I'm going to want your lap top, PDA, Blackberry, cellphone, pager, beeper, and any ozher electronic device dat you zhink dat you are going to be able to bring vit you but you're not. You are completely getting yourself avay from dis place. Understand?" Katya was just as stubborn as he was if not more then him. She would stare him down if she had to. She had an iron will and she would be damned if all her hard work was going to go to waste because Grant thought that he had the option of saying no here.

status:done , tagged:the amazingly sexy grant , outfit:here , notes:um none yet sorry it's short.

[Grant Alexis Hood]

karma police, arrest this man
HE TALKS IN MATHS.HE BUZZES LIKE A FRIDGE.HE'S LIKE A DE-TUNED RADIO.
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<sup>Grant woke up with a smile on his face, he usually did most mornings, now that Katya was pretty much a permanet resident in their home. She had said happy birthday and his smile faltered just a bit, nothing that she would recognize, but all the same. He was a bit confused. He hadn't told her that it was his birthday, because truthfully he didn't think birthdays were such a big deal. So, he hadn't bothered to tell her. He had gotten up, showered, dressed and gone to work, although it was getting increasingly harder to leave the pretty blond in their bed, while he toiled away with papers and latin terms. She was indeed a distraction, but such a good one that it would probably ruin him. Good thing he at least owned his own firm. It would be horrible if he actually had a boss to report to every morning. Showing up a solid thrity minutes late, he walked in the door, his hair still dark because of the water from his shower. His secretary was smiling a little too much, and he could swear that he heard a snicker as he passed her. Making his way to his office, he poped his head in on John who just waved and went back to his work with a shake of his head. Setting down his briefcase, he started working.

Several hours later, Grant was bent over his desk. Papers were everywhere, piles of documents, paper trails, pay offs, it was like a scavenger hunt and he needed to find all the items. His jacket had long been discarded, since he didn't have any clients to meet with today, and his tie was askew and loosened. His shirt sleeves were rolled and his forehead was furrowed. Overall, he looked like a bit of a mess, but at least he was focused on his work, which he actually needed to get done rather shortly. He would be having trials all next week, and that would probably be a bit of a mess, and then you have to figure that the masquerade ball is coming up, which means that he needs to figure that whole thing out. Plus, he couldn't wait to see Katya all dolled up with a mask and he couldn't even begin to guess at what she would dress up as. Thier first offical date would certainly be a night to remember.

He was lost in his thoughts marking lines through deposistions and pre-trial interviews, when he felt a soft, delicate hand on his cheek and as he looked into the eyes of the girl of his dreams, he felt her lips, and it was a bit of a shock, he went from thinking about interviews and lawyer jargon to the feel of Katya. He rested his hands on her hips and he pulled her into his lap. "Happy birthday to me. Did my girl come to surprise me with a special lunch?" He wiggled his eyebrows in a suggestive way and smiled. When she set a bag down in front of him, he lost his smiling face and was once again confused.

"Get dressed? The whole weekend? But what about the deposition and the client, I can't just leave her, she is like eighty years old or something." He eyed her as she told him that his partner and best friend, already knew and his semi-ultimatum. He didn't say anything for a moment, but a weekend away did sound nice, and it would be with her, and he didn't really care where it would be, he liked the idea the more he thought about it, and finally agreed. "Okay, okay, I will go, although I don't know what poor Bertha would do without me." He let her get up, and bending down he grabbed the bag and went into the bathroom that was adjoined to his office. He didn't bother closing the door all the way. Hell, she pretty much knew his form already, and if she was shy about nudity then she was not the girl for him.....well not really, but whatever. He took off the remaining parts to his suit, and opened the bag. He pulled on the jeans, smiling at the comfort they brought him, pulling on the short sleeved shirt, he smiled again. Interesting choice of clothing, but he was happy to be out of his stuffy suit. Kicking the empty bag to the side of the bathroom, he grabbed his sweatshirt that was also tucked in the bag and was starting to head out when he heard her other rules. Coming back into the office, she was gorgeous and he actually noticed how she was dressed. Very casually, a little too casual for her usual taste. "Your telling me that I'm going to be stuck with you the entire weekend, without even my pager?" He was joking of course, smiling at her and pulling her close to show that he was only kidding. He bent down and kissed her. It was passionate, brief, but it made his point clear.

Moving, he opened a desk drawer and dumped his cell phone, and the rest of his electronics into it. "I'm all yours, darling, do to me what you will." He raised his hands and waited for her to lead them down the stairs and as he entered the lobby, he eyed his secretary that was laughing, and she didn't even bother to hide it. "Oh help me, help me, i'm being taken hostage by a pretty russian, oh would somebody save me?" His comment only made his secretary laugh harder and he smiled at Katya. "I'm only kidding love, although I'm rather interested in where we are going exactly?" He moved so that he was by her side, and with out really thinking, he linked his hand with her as the excited the home that he had remodeled to be his office.</sup>

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for a minute there i lost myself
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH US.
<sup>1278 - katya - karma police, radiohead - notes - outfit

template by brooke from caution</sup>

[Katerina Nikolaievna Patruski]

katya smiled as she was pulled down into Grants lap. it was amazing and wonderful and spontaneous. She hadn't been expecting it but she loved teh new found closeness that it brought. She loved feeling his hands hold her hips. She became entangled in him her arms goinga round his neck pulling him to her as much as he was pulling her to him. "No not quite," Katya said when he asked if she was surprising him with lunch. She always suprrised him with lunch so suprising him wiht lunch on his birthday wasn't going to be nearly good enough. It was his special day and she was going to make sure that Grant was going to thoroughly enjoy his birthday. She was lucky enough to spend an extra half hour with him this morning though she had to admit that she had to stop trying to get him to stay with her. He did have a job after all. But she thought that his job should be to lay in bed with her all day, though that wasn't going to pay the bills and she knew that he loved his job and that he still loved her and that she would just have to be patient and wait for him to come home. She would though implement a new house rule if he was going to continuously come home with work. Work was for work, home was for them. She loved the confused look on his face when he saw the bag. She was genuinely taking him by surprise and she was loving every last single second of it.

"Vell I doubt dat she vould vant you to be vorking on your Birthday, and you being the amazingly wonderful man that you are would of course say dat it vas no big deal. So now, enter me, you're amazingly vonderful girlfriend to make sure that the people's champion gets to enjoy his own birthday, and don't tell me your birthday doesn't matter either. If it weren't for your birthday, den I never vould have met you, and I am so incredibly grateful for that," Katya said her voice taking on a hint of a seductive tone as she finished her persuasive speech. She didn't think that it was her speech that got to him but whatever it was that did he had finally come to reason and he was grabbing the bag and going into the bathroom to change. She had to admit that she liked the little show of Grant stripping down so that he could change. She had to admit that he had one pretty damn amazing body and she was sort of wondering how it got that way. After all, he was a lawyer. She didn't remember him going to the gym once since she moved in. Did he have a hidden invisible gym somewhere in that cute little house of his? It made her want to go over to him and touch ever last muscle close the bathroom door and have her way with him, but they really did have to get going so thoughts like that were going to have to wait, no matter how appealing they seemed to be at the moment.

The incredulous tone of his was quite adorable. It was like he had to come to terms with his worst nightmare. How dare she ask him to cut himself off completely from work. She doubted he had ever done such a thing and she was kind of happy that she was the one who had made him do it. She wondered how many times someone else tried to do just that and failed. IT gave her quite a bit of satisfaction and the kiss that she recieved was definitley a fair reward for whisking him away from the mess that was his office. Having Grant give her permission to do what she pleased to him was making her rethink leaving just yet, especially after the kiss he had just planted on her. It was really unfair that he was doing such a thing to her. It was completely horrible for her metnal weel being. She was going to be insane within the months if he kept doign things like that to her. Though if that was what insanity was like, then maybe it wouldn't be so bad after all. She wanted to take the clothes right back off him and finish what they couldn't this morning. No she would be good though. She took his hand and lead him out of the office jabbing him lightly in the side when he said that he was being abudcted by a Russian. "Good bye, Sara. Maybe some work will be done this weekend now that I'm taking this joker off your hands," She smiled at his secretary as she led him out the door.

Katya took a certain amount of comfort from the fact that he was so willing to link his hand with hers once they were outside. She completely disregarded his question though when it came to where they were going. That was still going to be a total surprise. She had everything hidden in the truck of a rental SUV so that even when he was in the car he wouldn't be able to have any sort of clues as to where they were going. "You'll see when we get there," she told him and led him to the silver vehicle. She unlocked it and got into the drivers seat. Once he was in she took out a sleeping mask from the glove compartment. "One last thing," She said to him. "Before we get started on this little adventure of ours, you're going to have to put this on." She smiled at him and handed it over. She put the GPS on mute and started the engine. Once it was on, she pulled away from the curb and they were on their way. "So tell me, what did John end up doing for your birthday. Did he do anything increidbly silly?" She wondered if Jean had any tricks up his sleeves. From the few times she had met John, she had to admit, he was quite the character and he had helped her plan this whole thing for Grant. She owed him big time.

The town was slowly fading away as they were getting closer to their destination. Katya had honestly never really been in any sort of undeveloped area. The trip to the cabin was going to be interesting as it was even her first time camping really, which was why there was a cabin involved and not a tent. She was willing to try this, but things were going to have to be done in baby steps. The camp site came into view and katya follwd the signs that would take them to the cabins and then she pulled up to the very last one that was closet to the lake and furthest away from all the other cabins. She pulled the car into the small dirt driveway and killed the engine. "Keep that on," Katya said as she got out of the car. She walked over to his side of the car and opened the door and took his hand. "Ok you can now see where we're going to be spending the next few days."

status:done , tagged:the amazingly sexy grant , outfit:here , notes: SURPRISE!!

[Grant Alexis Hood]

karma police, arrest this man
HE TALKS IN MATHS.HE BUZZES LIKE A FRIDGE.HE'S LIKE A DE-TUNED RADIO.
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<sup>He loved the feel of Katya in his lap and it wasn't just in a sexual sort of way. He loved the idea that she was comfortable with him and he was comfortable with her. It was a closeness that he loved and really admired in great couples. He also loved that she would show up to work and have lunch with him, it was great taking a break from his work even though he didn't hate it. He really didn't expect today to be any different, it was his birthday, sure, but that didn't mean that he needed anything special. As a kid, he had birthdays and stuff like that, but as he got older he just didn't care all that much, it was just another day, and when his mother had died, he really didn't bother. She was the one that made it a big deal and something to celebrate, and without her, his father just didn't care for the world and Grant just didn't want to relive a lot of those memories. He missed his mother, a lot. As he listened to her, he smiled. He really didn't mind working on his birthday, because he did love his work and loved that he was helping people and loved that he was working hard. It gave him great satisfaction and a sense of accomplishment and pride, all things that Grant needed. It made him the man he was and he knew that she recognized it, but he also knew that she was right in a sense. He needed a break now and then, and if he never was born then a lot of things would never had happened, one of them being Katya. So, he mused that it wouldn't be that big of a deal to get up and change, follower her little rules and do as she asked. She had never led him wrong, so what harm was there, really?

Grant was a playful sort of guy. In college, he was the jokester and he was the one that made people laughed and always had a good time. He was light hearted or he liked to think he was that way. With the events of his life after college had changed him a bit, to a more reserved person, he still loved that carefree, fun side that he knew was still there and with people that he felt the most at home with, he would let that show. He considered the people in his office his family. John, Sara, those were people that he say almost on a daily basis and they were people that he really did care about. He joked with them, and when Sara just shook her head and smiled, he gave her a friendly smile back. As Katya spoke, he looked at her. "Hey now, I'm completely serious." He looked over to Sara, with a pleading look in his eye. "Love, she might hand me by my toes or something, goodness...she even took my....blackberry." He gave a 'gah' sound and walked out the door, shaking his head. Sara, was laughing and John had come down the stairs, just shaking his head.

As they walked onto the street, he took a deep breath of the air, and followed her. She wasn't giving the secret away and now he was really curious. He hadn't ever really been surprised like this, so it would for sure be interesting, but at the same time, he really wanted to know where she was taking him. "But....babe, I really want to know." He was joking again, and was in a good mood. As they approached the SUV, he perked up a bit. This was not her normal car, now his mind was going into overdrive. Why wouldn't her normal car work for where they were going. Why did they need ad SUV? He got into the car, his pockets practically empty without his cellphone, he felt like he was missing something, like he had forgotten something really important, but he knew that she didn't want inturruptions and he was all go for that. A weekend without anyone disturbing them sounded like heaven. He was about to pipe and say something, when she bent over to get something out of the compartment and he got a nice look at her lengthy body. Her shrit rode up her back a little bit and she smiled at the small amount of bare flesh. When she handed him the mask, he just raised a furry eyebrow at her. He took her hand with the mask in his, and pulled her close. He needed to kiss her, because she was just that amazing. It was a brief kiss, something simple and sweet, but he pulled her close and kissed her anyway. Letting go of her hand, he put on the mask, and made yet again, another little comment, "Kinky, darling. I mean, I really do feel like I'm a hostage, so where are we going?" He tried once again to get an answer out of her, but knew it was pointless.

They started a steady conversation as they pulled onto the main road and she drove. Thinking about what Grant had walked into this morning at his office made him smile. "Well, let's see. He and Sara, although I think it was more Sara, made cookies, and they were in the shape of gravestones, apparently I'm really getting that old." He moved the lever for the seat back a bit so he had more room for his legs and moved his hands behind his head, getting into a comfortable position. "John, decided that since I'm in love with you, that I needed to sign a legal and bonding contract, saying that I will still be his mate and that when I get married, that I will have at least one day a week, set aside for John and Grant time." He sighed a little and laughed at the memory of John coming into his office and looking all pouty. It was of course a joke, but all the same time, it was not going to be an issue.

As the time passed, he started to doze of or more just 'resting his eyes', but when they slowed to a stop, he went to lift the mask, his excitement barely contained. When she said that he wasn't allowed to take it off, he frowned. He liked this, this getting away. He hadn't realized that he needed it until now. As she opened his door, he reached for her hand and got out with her help. The second she said it was okay, he ripped off the mask and looked at a cool cabin in the woods, surrounded by trees and nature and all things that he enjoyed. His hand was was still holding hers and he just stared at everything. Looking over to her, his grin couldn't be bigger. Picking her up around the waist he swung her around a bit, and kissed her with joy. "This is beyond amazing, darling. How did you know?" His kissed the top of her head as he set her down.</sup>

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for a minute there i lost myself
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH US.
<sup>1497 - katya - karma police, radiohead - notes - outfit

template by brooke from caution</sup>

[Katerina Nikolaievna Patruski]

"Cookies? How am I ever supposed to keep you healthy if that silly Sara is feeding you cookies," Katya said laughing. Of course she didn't care that Sara had made cookies. That was just fine by her. She wasn't out to cut Grant off from his favorite foods. She had told him that on numerous occassions. She just wanted to make sure that he was eating healthy more days then he wasn't. She wanted to make sure that he was going to be around for a long time to come. If he was to be taken from her she didn't want him to be taken from for something that could be prevented like high cholestoral or heart disease. "I saw the cookies on her desk. I zhought dat dey vere cute," Katya looked at the GPS to make sure that she was going the right way. She probably should have come up to the cabin before hand to make sure that she was going to have everything that the two of them were going to need for the rest of the weekend. Well at least everything was going to be fun or at least she hoped that it was. "Vell dat vas very smart of him. I am incredibly slefish when it comes to you. I vould vant to keep you all to myself and not share vit anyvone. Not even John." katya was increidbly grateful for the fact that Grant had not said such a thing in front of her any of her family. They would have jumped on the word marriage faster then anyone would think possible. Poor Katya wouldn't hear the end of it until she was walking down the aisle. Apparently, twenty five was much too old to still be unmarried, even if Katya wasn't ready yet.

The roads got rougher as Katya turned out of Walten. She put down the windows a little bit to let in the fresh air. It was nice compared to being in the city all the time. Maybe she would survive the weekend after all. If anything, it would certainly be interesting that was for sure but from what John and Sara had said, Grant would be able to take care of everything once hew as put back into his element. She had no clue that he had liked to be in the woods camping or doign whatever. She wondered why he had never told her before. Did she really come off as a person who wouldn't like this type of thing or would never even give it a chance? She was taking a chance on him wasn't she? Why wouldn't she try other things with him or for him? There were some aspects that appealed to Katya when it came to camping. The one that was appealing to her the most at the moment was laying with Grant at night looking up at the stars or just enjoying the peace and the quiet. When the cabin came into view katya couldn't help but be excited. From everything that Sara and John had said, this was going to make Grants day and she couldn't wait to see the look on his face.

Whatever Katya was expecting, it sure hadn't been this. She was picked up the ground and spun around. She laughed before he kissed her. She felt silly and loved. "I'm glad dat you like it. Vhy didn't you tell me before dat you liked camping?" She kept her arms around his neck after he set her back down on the ground. She still had a smile on her face from when he had completely taken her by surprise a few minutes ago. Now though, she was smiling because she knew that he was genuinely happy. "Vell I have my vays. A little bird told me, I must admit, it took quite a bit of cohercing to get it out of the man as well. Sara was a bit easier though." Katya smiled at him. He had no clue that his coworkers were conspiring without him for this. "Come on there's stuff to take care of," Katya said taking him by the hand again. She lead him to the trunk of the SUV. There were duffle bags of clothes and there was a cooler of food. She had stuff for him to go fishing if he so wished. She tried to think of everything and anything that they might need. "Ve don't have to bring it all in. The food is the real important zhing and de duffle bags so dat ve don't have to keep running out here for clothes and toothpaste." Katya grabbed one of the duffle bags and one end of the cooler. "I hope dat you don't mind dat ve are not in tents. I have never done dis before so it's a little strange to me. So I figured we could start vit de cabin and den maybe eventually you might get me in a tent."

status:done , tagged:the amazingly sexy grant , outfit:here , notes: SURPRISE!!

[Grant Alexis Hood]

karma police, arrest this man
HE TALKS IN MATHS.HE BUZZES LIKE A FRIDGE.HE'S LIKE A DE-TUNED RADIO.
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<sup>"Oh well, I know you want me to get healthier, so I only ate three and yes, the rest were on her desk because they are for clients that walk in, that way, I support the generation of sugar addicted people around here." He smiled widely, which looked a bit silly because of the fact that most of his face was covered. "I do what I can to help my fellow citizen, or rather my adopted countries citizens." Sara and John were really like his family. They were the closest people that he had in his life, besides Alaina and Emilee of course, and he knew that him and Katya weren't getting married anytime soon, it was just how John worked. He had a way of making things clear without putting stress or discomfort on the person that he needed something from. Truth be told, he wasn't about to give up his best mate, because he needed him and they had been friends for more time then he could think, and he wasn't the type of guy that just left his friends because a beautiful women walked into his life. Now, he did love Katya and he would do probably anything for her, but friends, especially John and Sara weren't just friends, they were practically family, and if she didn't like them, then he would be polite about it, and not mention them in front of her, but he wasn't willing to give them up. Luckily though, she didn't seem to be against his friends and he was beyond happy about that. He smiled when she said she was shelfish, he liked that she could admit things about herself. He didn't see it as being shelfish, but he understood. "Well, love, it's all good, no problems. Plus, you make a gorgeous captor, so take me away, as much as you want."

He could feel the change in road, and when she rolled down the windows he could smell the fresh air. Truthfully, the fresh breeze was probably one of his favorite smells. It reminded him of playing outside as a child, and working with his bow and things of that nature. Sort of silly to some, but to Grant, it was those memories that carried him through some of his more depressing times. Not that it happened a lot, but still once in a blue moon, he would think about his mother and get awful heartbroken. Picking her up and been one of those spur of the moment things where you don't really think about what your doing. Some would have done some sort of air punch or 'woo hoo', but this was Grant afterall, and Katya was the one that had did this for him. He smiled at her. "I don't know, I just figured that you prefered the city, I guess I hadn't given it much though. I have missed it though." It was true, he didn't think she was such a priss that she wouldn't like camping, but he really hadn't given it much thought either way. I guess it should have, but oh well.

He shook his head, when she confirmed that it was indeed John and Sara that were the chatter birds. That was the whole bit behind the snickers that he had recieved this morning, Sara had helped get the information to Katya for this little birthday get a way. "Yeah, Sara is a gossip bunny, I swear that women couldn't keep information if it was deadly to release it." He gave a quick smile as he helped unload the car. He looked at the mountain of stuff that she had brought with them. It was like she packed for a every possible scenarios and he thought it was adorable. "You are precious, and don't worry about the tents. I wouldn't want you to see me all grizzly maned out just yet, you might run for the hills or something." He picked up a duffel bag with ease, stuck the fished gear under his arm, and grabbed the other end of the cooler. As they walked towards the cabin, he couldn't help but smile. He hadn't been camping since the late spring, and he had missed it quite a bit. Fishing helped me relax and sort of zen out, while the smell of the woods made him exhilirated. He was truly like to sides of a coin, the business man and the woodsy man. Quite a pair, but together total Grant.

As they made it to the door, he set down the cooler, while he waited as she opened the door, making their way inside, he again smiled. Dropping the stuff in the doorway, he lifted her up into his arms. "So, am I going to get to see you in a bathing suit, darling?" As random thoughts of her scantily glad crossed his mind, another image poped into his head. Twisting her around, so that he was holding her up bu her butt, he kissed her passionately. "Oh, did you bring my bow, because I would love to teach you how to shoot. It's a barrel of fun." The image that he had in his head was a bit naughty, he had to admit, but the idea of her barely dressed, holding his bow and giving him one of those oh so devilish looks, pretty much drove him insane. Plus, she wanted to know more about his hobbies and archery was certainly one of them, and to second that, it was his birthday weekend. "So, what shall we do first darling?" He still held her, because she was light enough that it made it easy and he liked the way that she felt in his arms. He kissed her again, and again. Small pecks on her forehead and her cheeks and her chin. Damn he hadn't felt this silly in ages.</sup>

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for a minute there i lost myself
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH US.
<sup>1282 - katya - karma police, radiohead - notes - outfit

template by brooke from caution</sup>

[Katerina Nikolaievna Patruski]

I am a voman of many surprises," Katya said smiling at him. She liked being held by him. It was so much fun and he was just so adorable but not in a little kid and puppy dogs way. Katya lwaned her forehead against his. "You're not the only one who vants to get avay from everything. And it's no fun running avay vitout somevone else who vants to runavay as well." True Katya wasn't exactly the camping type but that didn't mean that she was going to write it off. Sara had made it rather clear that this was something that Grant loved and she just wanted to be there with him as he enjoyed it. Maybe he could changer her mind about the whole little activity. It certainly would be interesting if he was able to. If anyone was going to be able to change her mind it was going to be Grant. He put her down but before her feet touched the ground she snuck in a quick peck on his lips.

Katya simply shook her head when he said that Sara was a gossip bunny. She truely didn't understand some of the things that he said sometimes. That was definitley one of them. Gossip Bunny? She had honestly never heard of such a thing before in her life. "A gossip bunny?" Katya asked laughing. She would never stop being amazed by all the things that Grant would say to her. "And I vould put just a little bit more faith is Sara," Katya said as they grabbed everything. Katya was excited to see the inside of the cabin of theirs. She doubted that there was anything that would be able to ruin their weekend alone together. Not even the rain would ruin it because they could just spend the day in doors wrapped up with one another. Doing something or being lazy, both appealed to Katya quite a bit. "Grizzly Grant? Sounds kind of sexy. I kind of want to see this now," Katya said smiling. She didn't think that he was capable of doing anything to make her run for the hills.

It seemed like Grant wasn't going to let her stay on her feet for long as she was soon scooped back into his arms. His question was funny to her but it was still cute. "I don't see vhy not, you've seen me in less haven't you," Katya asked him. He was going to spoil her with all of these kisses and that was just fine with her so long as he kept up with it and didn't slack off. "Dat vas very nice," Katya said still taken by surprise by his kiss. "It just might be somevhere vit everyzhing else," Katya said when he asked about his bow. John had been rather specific when it came to the bow and that she would earn major points if he was able to use it over the weekend. "If you're willing to be patient and teach me, I'm willing to learn." Katya was up for new things and all sorts of adventure.

Grant asked her what they should do first. With the way he kept kissing her she had ideas, but none of them would take advantage of their surroundings. "Vell personally I'm up for anyzhing dat keeps me in your arms, but it's your birthday veekend. Dis time it's your turn to get vhatever you vant. Zhe onlyzhing dat I vill not do is hunt," She informed him. If he wanted to go hunting that was fine but she was going to stay inside if that were the case. She could whip a little surprise for him if that's what he wanted. "The only thing I have planned out for the night is dinner, and dessert and maybe a littel somezhing aftervards," Katya said before kissing him again. "It's your day, so take advantage of being able to get vhatever you vant."

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[Grant Alexis Hood]

karma police, arrest this man
HE TALKS IN MATHS.HE BUZZES LIKE A FRIDGE.HE'S LIKE A DE-TUNED RADIO.
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<sup>Grant knew that he had a wonderful life, even before he had met Katya. He knew that he made enough money to take care of himself and save for the future, he also knew that he was happy with his life. He did the things that he wanted, did what he could to be a good person and thought that he truly made a differance in people's lives. He also knew that his hardships that he had endured were there because of a perpose and he could tell you that his life was meant for something, just as his past meant something. It was all a mess truly, but it seemed to shift when he met the girl in his arms. It seemed to move to a point where his life was flipped a little bit. He no longer really thought about just his future or just his wants and needs. It wasn't as if he had their whole future planned out or anything insane like that, it was just the little things in life. Like when he got home from work, he actually thought about what she might like to do or eat, and that was something new to him, and it was an amazing feeling. Now as much as Grant realized that this wasn't the time for revelations of the mind or the heart. This weekend was meant to be fun and entertaining and a way to show Katya another side of him, one that he hoped that she would like and enjoy. He did know he said odd things, but that was just him. He used crazy ideas and thoughts and words often just tumbled out of his mouth. He didn't mind it though.

Kissing her briefly again, he smiled. "Yes, that is true, but I just had this idea of you walking around in a bathing suit and those short shorts you see in the movies all the time. Just thought you would look hot. That's all." He had to admit, he had a major crush and Daisy Duke and the Dukes of Hazard movie. Whomever the blonde actress in that movie, made him intensely aware of short shorts and their pluses. Now, the idea of Katya in them was exceptional as well, but when she said that she would be happy to learn the tricks of archery, he was again, beaming. Truly this had to be one of the best gifts she could have gotten him. "Now, I do believe I have patience, just know it takes a lot of arm strength." He smiled again and set her down gently on her feet.

He had to admit a part of him really did want her to stay in his arms the whole weekend and they could tumble into bed and just have a blissful weekend, but another part of him desperately wanted to go for a run or swim in the lake, even if it was freezing. He knew that soon, it would be too cold for them to go out camping and he felt a desperate need to soak up everything at once. Kissing her on her head, he looked around and spotted the fishing gear. "Why don't we go fishing and then we could use the fish for dinner, maybe I'll cook you up something." He thought about the last time that he had cooked and realized that he pretty much just boiled water or made pop tarts. "Okay, so maybe not actually cook something, but I could help gut the fish and stuff." His grin was akin to something that you would see on a five yeard old, when he realized he got free reign at a chuck e cheese or something. Grant was at that moment gloriously content and happy. Her comments then struck him. "Hm...." Pulling her close to him, he let out a great sigh of happiness and kissed the side of her face. "I can't wait for the something after...." and with another flash of an idea the possible sultry moment was lost. "Oh! Oh! We can have s'mores after dinner on like a camp fire or something. "</sup>

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THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH US.
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[Katerina Nikolaievna Patruski]

Nooo. I don't want to be put down," Katya whined even though she knew that she had to be put down in order for him to enjoy camping to it's fullest extent. She pouted at him letting her discontent be known. "I promise dat at vone point you'll be able to see me in my svimsuit zhough. Shorts too if you vant." She really had no problems wearing anything of that nature. They were after all by a lake. She figured that she would be in it at one point. She wouldn't deny Grant something like that if that's what he really wanted. She would do almost anything for him this weekend. It was his birthday weekend after all. Besides, he had called her hot, a compliment that rarely passed his lips when talking about her. It was many 'You look beautiful today' or something like that. She had to admit that admitting that she was hot was quite the different experience for her and she loved it. "Hey I've got a lot of strength," Katya said getting defensive of herself she flexed an arm muscle. "My legs are not de only zhing I have to keep in shape." She really did wonder if Grant understood the kind of patience that it was going to take in order to teach her. Katya was a stubborn young ting and once she put her mind to it she was going to be working until she got it right. She didn't give up.

Fishing actually made Katya want to cringe. She didn't like to classify herself as prissy but this would be one of those instances where she tended to fall into that category. Fishing involved bait and to be honest that was something that she didn't want to go near because she would bet money that Grant was the kind of guy who would want to use live bait. The mere thought of picking up a worm just to stab and drown it didn't really appeal to the blond all that much. Then there was the fact that she was fairly certain that she couldn't do to the fish what needed to be done in order to kill it or stand the flopping noises that it was going to make until it finally suffocated and die. She could keep him company though while he waited for an ill fated fish to give a bite. "Sounds vonderful," She said. "But I have to get changed first. So why don't you get everyzhing ready and I vill meet you out by the dock." Katya really didn't need to change her clothes. Changing was more for what was going to on underneath. She just wanted to get her swimsuit on underneath because in the event that he was going to teach her after they went fishing, why waste anymore time, besides what if they wanted to go for a swim then she would be prepared or she could just be a cruel girlfriend and lounge in the boat in her swimsuit while he was being all manly providing for her. "I'll just be a few moments, and then we can discuss gutting fish and smores and the something afters all you vant."

katya grabbed the bag that had the clothes in it and headed for the bedroom so that she could quickly change. She didn't want to keep him waiting all weekend after all. She had seen the excited look in his eyes and she wanted to make sure that he got to enjoy his birthday weekend as much as possible. He deserved it with how hard he worked and most of the time it made her feel bad that she still had no job of her own. She was beginning to go stir crazy in Grant's house. Katya slipped into her swimsuit and back into her shorts and shirts quickly and was ready to get back to her Grizzly Grant. She made her way to the dock by the lake and saw that everythign was ready and she had honestly expected nothing less. She had half expected that he would be out in the middle f the lake forgetting about her in anticipation to be out doing whatever he did best in the midddle of nowhere. Hell maybe he would have already even have a fish. She didn't know how such things worked or how long it would take him to catch a fish. She just thought that he was going to be amazing at doing it. "I have to varn you, that I'm normally not out on a boat like this," Katya said. She had been out on boats well yachts in warm tropical weather, never a little boat out on the middle of a lake. "So you are not allowed to laugh at me if I do somezhing vrong." She warned him as she carefully got into the boat and sat down. If he was going to catch something that meant that meant she would have to adjust her cooking plans a little bit but that was ok she would be able to push something back for a day where he didn't catch anything assuming that he wouldn't. "Do you have any idea vhat kind of fish are in dis lake? I vant to know if it vill go vell vit zhe tofu and lima beans dat I am making for dinner."

status:done , tagged:the amazingly sexy grant , outfit:here , notes: SURPRISE!!

[Grant Alexis Hood]

karma police, arrest this man
HE TALKS IN MATHS.HE BUZZES LIKE A FRIDGE.HE'S LIKE A DE-TUNED RADIO.
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<sup>He wanted so badly to pick her up again, and snuggle with her on the couch, which of course would lead to other things, but the temptation of going fishing was too powerful, and her disatisfaction was just something that he would have to live with. He gave her a quick kiss on her pouty lips, his smile still stuck in place and he really doubted that anything could spoil this entire weekend. He nodded as she said that she has a lot of strength and he didn't underestimate her or think that she was just boasting for his benefit, he had seen her glorious body up close and he couldn't spot anything but muscle after glorious curve. He just knew that his bow was something that he prized and took rather seriously. He had even entered into a few competitions in the past and knew that you needed a lot of upper arm strength and a lot of practice. "Oh I have no doubt that you will in time learn it and then kick my arse with it." He gave a chuckle and again nodded as she said she needed to change and took the time to watch her butt walk away from him with an apreciative stare. Turning on his foot, he grabbed the fishing poles and box and headed outsite.

The second he was outside, he took a deep breath in and really just felt at home. He knew that if he could he was sure that he would live in one of those tree top houses that were litterally up in a tree. He would be happy, but that wasn't a way to really raise a family or something along those lines. He wanted children and happiness and he knew he could get both worlds to merge, it just took lots of time and effort. He was already making a step with the home that he had already bought. It was just on the outskirts of the woods, but it didn't seem to be right. Shaking off his thoughts, he took another deep breath in and moved forward and through some trees, following a well used stone imbedded path to the earth, he made it to a personal dock. He noticed a few others scattered around, but there too far away to actual have a neighbor. Katya had done a great job picking the location and he gave her major props for that. He once again felt the overwhelming love for her.

Setting up the gear, he took out a container of hooks. He preferred to use live bait, but seeing as how he had no idea that he was actually going to be fishing he hadn't brought some, but baits were just as good. Removing his soes, taking off his sweater, he rolled up his jeans a bit and stuck his feet in the water. He wiggled his toes, and everything was already prepared in the boat. Looking behind him, he waited, not seeing katya on her way out. He let out a small huff, but figured a women needed her time. Looking back to the lake he couldn't help but let out a huge smile at how clear the sky was. He didn't hear her footsteps until she made her way onto the dock, and he instantly got up, grabbed his jacket and threw it onto the small boat. "Well darling, there isn't much you have to do, just don't fall as you get int." He moved barefoot, getting into the boat and holding out a hand for her, helping her in without falling. Once she was safely inside the boat, he heard her next question and started laughing. She had to be joking, lima beans and tofu, really? "Surely your joking darling. I mean, lima beans, fish and tofu?" He stuck out his toungue with a horrible yuck face firmly in place. He started the engine and made his way out to a fairly decent spot. Handing her a pole, he looked at her. "So tell me, have you ever been fishing or should I teach from the begining? He held out a pole to her with a large smile.</sup>

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[Katerina Nikolaievna Patruski]

Grant really was something amazing in her life and Katya would undoubtedly do anything or him. The little impromptu camping trip was just one of those things that she wanted to do and that she felt like she was going to have a lot of fun with. Katya had always been up for new and exciting experiences. She loved trying new foods and new things when she would travel with her father. She had always hated traveling to America though with her father. That was mainly due to the company at the destination rather than the destination itself. She had quite liked the country at least now that she had found someone in it that she had gotten quite attached to, even though Grant wasn't exactly American. She wondered briefly, if he was ever going to want to leave the country and go back to Britain or if he ever wanted to live somewhere else even if it were to just be find another house in Walten City. She had a feeling that she would go anywhere with him. She had become quite comfortable living with him. His house was cute and she fit so snugly in his bed. "I do not zhink dat I vill ever be dat good but if I ever feel de need to beat you at somezhing, we could always take a trip around de kitchen," She said smiling at him before going off on her way to the bedroom that they would be sharing while they were here.

The lake was rather beautiful Katya had to admit. She had an odd appreciation for nature. As much as she would like to think that she was a practical girl who didn't need the amenities of life, she knew full well living like this would eventually drive her insane. She liked the fine clothes and the city events and the sense of immersion that she got from living in a city. She liked being around people and being in the middle of the hustle and bustle. Besides everything she needed was at her fingertips and ballet wasn't exactly something that was done best on the forest floor. She wasn't actually a princess trapped in the middle of the woods. So while the idea of camping was nice for a weekend every now and again, it wasn't something that Katya could see her be in in for any certain length of time. She had to admit though that the lake was having quite the affect on her. She liked sitting on the lake and just thinking but staying in the woods for any length of time was just just mind boggling to her. She didn't think that she would ever be able to take the silence that nature brought with it.

Katya eagerly took Grants hand and let him help her into the boat. She felt like she was going to fall over which was saying something since she normally felt like she had all the grace and balance in the entire world with her dancing background. Katya cautiously took her seat in the boat. "Come now love, you should know that I never joke vhen it comes to somezhing dat is so precious to me as de health of your heart. I take my duty as its keeper very seriously." She looked at the fishing poles like they were something that was foriegn to her. She had never used one before. She never had a need to use one. Her father had never taken her fishing. She didn't even know if her father knew how to fish. He was more of a hunter and Katya refused to do that. "I have no clue vhat I am doing," Katya admitted twirling the crank on the side of the fishing pole. "If anyzhind de fish are going to get some easy bait today." She laughed as she looked at the pole and lake almost as if she had expected them to do the work themselves. "I do not even know if I have zhe capabilites to sit and vait for a fish to come."

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[Grant Alexis Hood]

karma police, arrest this man
HE TALKS IN MATHS.HE BUZZES LIKE A FRIDGE.HE'S LIKE A DE-TUNED RADIO.
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<sup>Grant was truly in his element now, the sun, the boat, the water. This was truly what he was made to do and be, this was him. He casted his line and looked over at katya. She seemed completely serious about their oh so yummy dinner that night, and he knew that as much as he was willing to give her control of the food and health-this or health-that, he really wasn't going to eat some yucky tofu stuff. That just wasn't him and it never would be. Let her eat all the tofu she wanted he would be more then happy to chow down on a couple of hot dogs that had been burnt over the fire. "Oh I know how serious you are about my heart, babe, but you must know how serious i am about not eating lima beans." He gave her a quick smile and leaned back in the older boat. It was nothing expensive or fancy, but it did the job and it had fishing pole holders, which suited him just fine. Grabbing a beer from the small cooler, he poped the top and looked at katya spining the reel and he laughed a little. She was so perfect. She really didn't know how to fish and he had to admit that he liked the feeling of being able to teach her something so that they both could share it. Maybe it was a man thing, or maybe it made him realize that even if she was perfect in his eyes, that she still didn't know everything, which meant that she wasn't some stepford wife robot. Whatever the case, he reached over and took the pole from her.

Moving closer to her, he slid his arms around her, sitting behind her, he stuck the poles again in her hand. He bent down to talk softly into her ear. "Now darling gril, all you have to do is move the pole behind you and cast it." He helped her moved the pole and then forward, letting the bait and line break into the water. He kissed her cheek and relaxed a bit. "See, you just cast your first line, now we sit and wait, and I promise you have the capabilites to sit and wait. Plus, your here with me on a perfect day." He leaned his head back, letting his five o'clock shadow warm up with the sun. He took a drink of his beer and offered her one with a silent raised eyebrow. He didn't have a clue what time it was, and it didn't matter, all that mattered was having Katya catch her first fish, because he knew that would really make his weekend. Time passed, and he looked over to her. "Your gorgeous, you know." It was a random statement, but he always told her what he was feeling at that was the truth at that moment, it was completely honest and completely true. He closed his eyes until he felt a slight tug. It was subtle, but it was a one of a kind movement, it meant that a fish was caught.

Sitting straight up, he looked at Katya with a huge smile. Grabbing his pole he quickly started to reel it in and that's when he realized that it wasn't his pole. He quickly looked at katya's pole and moved over towards her again. He was super excited. "Okay, just stay calm, grab the pole and you have to slowly start turning the lever towards you, slowly." He was letting her do it, but he was watching like a proud boyfriend, instructing her and waiting on the sidelines in case things got too out of control.</sup>

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[Katerina Nikolaievna Patruski]

Katya laughed at Grant when he told her that she should know just how serious he was about not eating lima beans. Of course there were no lima beans in tonights dinner but she had a feeling that she was going to have to incoperate them somehow into a meal later on. He was being so adorable like a little kid who was refusing to eat his vegetables, which is exactly what was happening. "Vell if you don't eat de lima beans den vell you know vhat dey say. If you don't eat all your vegetables, you don't get the dessert." She said this statement with as much seriousness that she could muster. She wondered how well she was doing or if she was just coming off as some crazy girl. "Besides, vhat's vrong vit lima beans? Have you even had a lima bean or tofu for dat matter? You know it takes on de flavor of vhatever you're cooking it vit so it's not like eating foam." Katya was never going to try and get him to turn vegetarian or even worse in his mind vegan, but she wouldn't mind being able to get him to like some of the things that she did so that she wouldn't have to make two different things whenever she wanted some tofu or whatever so that she could stay in shape and be healthier. It was babys steps she knew that was going to get it to work. Small little baby steps.

Even if she knew how to cast a line, Katya still would have pretended that she had no clue what she was doing. If it was going to get Grant to be close to her like this, it would have been worth the little white lie. However, as it was, she had no clue about what she was doing in any of this. She didn't even think she knew how to start a fire. She was more than willling ot let him show her what she should have been doing and that included practically letting him cast the line for her. "I"m just so used to moving all the time that it's still weird that I don't have to do anything," Katya said with a smile. She was rather confused about the whole thing, but the concept was simple so she was sure that she would get it eventually if she continued to go fishing with him. Though maybe after today she wouldn't be the best person to go fishing with. He would see just how big a fool she was, and then maybe he would just have to go camping with John from now on. Katya declined the offer of beer and instead leaned into him more fitting perfectly into the crook of his arm. "Thank you," She said when he complimented her even if she didn't agree seeing as she was in shorts and plaid. She turned his face towards hers to kiss him when she felt her pole give a tug.

Instantly the color washed from her face. Why did it have to be her line? Why couldn't it be Grants? She didn't want to pull in the fish. Really she would have much prefer to give the pole to him and let Grant reel it in for her but she didn't seem to have any such ideas like that so she tried to follow his instructions to the best of her ability. Katya tried to reel the fish in slowly, really she did but it seemed like every time she turned the fish pulled away more. It was a fish, something that was probably no bigger that the size of her two hands and yet it was beating her. She didn't like that idea. She tried reeling it in a little faster but the little bugger was having no ideas of giving up anytime soon. She gave the pole a little tug and still found that she didn't have enough strength to bring the fish into order. She finally had enough and her competitive side came in. She carefully stood up a little and gave the pole a jerk. Not exactly the best idea she could have had.

When the tension broke it set Katya off balance and she fell backwards off their little boat. The water was freezing which was to be expected since it was the middle of October. Worse things could have happened, but luckily she had let go of the fishing pole before she had gotten into the water and it was still in the boat. When she broke the surface of the water she gave her head a quick shake and wiped the excess water from her face. Katya swam back to the boat and held onto the side. "So . . . did I get it?" Katya asked hoping that all the humiliation wasn't for nothing.

status:done , tagged:the amazingly sexy grant , outfit:here , notes: no i don't mind. it was a good move, and finally a decent post!

[Grant Alexis Hood]

karma police, arrest this man
HE TALKS IN MATHS.HE BUZZES LIKE A FRIDGE.HE'S LIKE A DE-TUNED RADIO.
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<sup>There were times in men's lives that were pivotal decisions. Onces like wether to get married or not, or whether to buy the expensive mustang or not, or even wether you use the cheesy line to pick up the hot chick sitting at the bar or not. The foremost choice in a man's life was if he wanted to do something in exchange for 'dessert'. Now women were crafty creatures and used 'dessert' to their advantage any chance they had. Especially the ones that were really expert cooks. Katya Patruski was an excellent cook. The fear of him having to either eat lima beans or miss something that was really awesome. It was indeed a choice and if it really came down to it, he would choke down the freaking lima beans but he would under no circumstances touch something that resembled and tasted like a sponge. "Well that is true, you could hold that back, but then you would be cruel, and you are anything but cruel. Oh, and yes my mother required me to eat lima beans as a child, and yes they were extremely icky." He completely ignored the idea of tofu with a shudder.

As they sat there, in the middle of the lake, with a cold beer in one hand, and katya in the crook of the other arm, he couldn't have been more happy. Perhaps they would need to take a cruise or something of the sort, that way she could get her high class living and he could once again be on a boat, or perhaps not. Perhaps he should take her somewhere really romantic, or perhaps he should do something at home. All he knew was that he needed to say thank for this one of a kind gift. The silence was broken and he watched her as she struggled with the pole and the fish, and he loved watching the reactions on her face change from fright to anger to determination, it was marvelous and exciting. It was like watching someone get over a fear and truly enjoy it. He was right there, letting her do it on her own, but watching just in case she needed him to jump in and save the day.

As much as he was prepared for saving the day, he hadn't expected her to go flying off the boat. He has assumed that with all her grace and skill that she would be adept and having her sea legs, and he had to admit that he was beyond shocked and for a moment he stood still as stone. She was just barely resurfacing when he heard the 'flop' sound of the medium sized troat on the bottom of the boat. He picked it up carefully, having to really hold it so that it wouldn't slip out of his hands and flop around his feet. Unhooking the hook from it's mouth, he watched as Katya poked her head up from the side of the boat. His first thought was that she still looked gorgeous, even if she had lake water drinking from her hair.

He was smiling grandly at that fact that his perfect little ballerina fell over and the fact that she had indeed caught her first fish. "You did get it, love." He raised it so that she could see, his tail was flailing around, and he was indeed dying by oxygen. It was a sad death and if he wasn't going to eat the fish then the best bet would be to simply let it go. He was all about fishing but wasting something that he had to actually kill was senseless, but it wasn't his choice afterall, it was the person who caught it. "Now comes the hard part. You have to choose if you want me to put him back or we can eat him." He moved around a bit, putting the fish into a bucket of water. Then he moved swiftly, grabbing katya by the arms and lifting her out of the water and intot he boat. He didn't want her to get cold, so he offered her his sweater.</sup>

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THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH US.
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template by brooke from caution</sup>

[Katerina Nikolaievna Patruski]

If someone told Katya that today that she would be fishing out on a boat, she would have been like, ok no big deal. If she had been told that she was going to catch a fish she would call them crazy, but if she was told that she was going to be flying out of the boat and into the water as she caught the fish, well then she would have told them that they were being very silly. I mean after all the girl had the grace of a Prima Ballerina and she hardly fell over let alone up and out of a boat. That sort of thing didn't happen to the perfectly polished Russian lady, plain and simple. However, if that person had placed a bet, they would have received a hell of a pay out as the young Katya had indeed gone fishing, gotten a bite on her line and had gone out of the boat and into the freezing cold October waters. Well if she was in danger of falling asleep in Grants arms before she was certainly awake now. She welcomed him pulling her out of the water and back into their boat.

She was glad that she had caught the fish but looking at the little fish in the bucket, she kind of felt bad about killing it. She was such a little girl sometimes. "Maybe ve should let it go. I zhink it brings bad luck. After all look at vhat just happened," Kayta said gesturing to her sopping wet self. She had put on her swim suit in case she was going to end up in the water, she just thought that she was going to be able to take off the clothes that were on top of it first so that they wouldn't be soaked as well. Life never really turned out how you expected to anyway so she supposed worse things could have happened. She didn't want to get incredibly sick so she began to shrug out of her flannel shirt and then stripped her long sleeved shirt off after that and tried to dry herself off as best she could. She gladly took Grant's sweater and slipped it up over her head, and snuggled back into him. Just because he was giving up his sweater didn't meant that he had to be cold to.

The sun was going down which meant that it was getting late, and she had decided to throw back their only fish. "I have a back up plan," Katya informed him as she noticed how late it was getting. "I do not zhink dat eizher of us vant to eat a cursed fish so vhen ve get back, vhy don't you make a fire, I can get back into real clothes, and den ve can roast miniature hot dogs and smores over the fire for the rest of de night? Sound good?" Katya asked him looking up. It was after all his birthday and it should be up to him. She was just offering a bit of an alternative than the tofu and lima beans that he though that he was doomed to get tonight for dinner. She had asked John for a few ideas of certain things that she could do for food since she wanted to keep things as camp like as possible. John had been a great assets to this whole thing and she was proud at how sneaky the two have been to keep things away from Grant. "Vhat do you say? Sound good?"

Katya was open for anything that Grant was. She wanted to learn everything that she could, but the fact of the matter was that the sun was going down over the lake and it wouldn't be wise to stay out much longer even if the two wanted to. Her lesson with the bow and arrow would have to be postponed until tomorrow was well. Her mind wandered as she was absolutely taken by the view of the setting sun over the lake. The colors were gorgeous and the vibrant colors reminded her of a Kandinsky painting. She could honestly say that she just might be able to get used to this.

status:done , tagged:the amazingly sexy grant , outfit:here , notes: no i don't mind. it was a good move, and finally a decent post!